Frodo: Since when did servants get the privilege to walk ahead of their masters?
Sam: What?
” Listen Sam! I’ve had it with you, up to my… my… pointy ears! You come along while I really wanted that
chick Arwen to accompany me (she had a solid embrace, you know). Then you whine and moan and constantly
repeat yourself, and when I try to escape you decide to swim after me – while you can’t even swim! And to top
it off, *you* insist on cooking each and every meal we eat! AND YOU CAN’T COOK! Admit it Sam, that Carrot
Soup you made was rubbish – it tasted like something the Dwarves would drink… Did I leave something out?”
Gollum: “You forgot to mention that he snores…”
Please Frodo and Sam, don’t argue π
heh, it was just a joke guys – easy, easy… and anyway, if I can’t mock Sam, i’ll have to mock Frodo and I’ll
Rivka all over me – and we don’t want thΓΒ‘t to happen, do we? π
No, of course not. Heck, I’m a Frodo fan (if you haven’t noticed yet) and I make fun of him all the time!
No Frodo, don’t get mad at Sam!!!
It’s the ring that’s doing this to him — poor Frodo! He wouldn’t get mad at Sam if he wasn’t
addicted to the ring! π
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Frodo: Since when did servants get the privilege to walk ahead of their masters?
Sam: What?
” Listen Sam! I’ve had it with you, up to my… my… pointy ears! You come along while I really wanted that
chick Arwen to accompany me (she had a solid embrace, you know). Then you whine and moan and constantly
repeat yourself, and when I try to escape you decide to swim after me – while you can’t even swim! And to top
it off, *you* insist on cooking each and every meal we eat! AND YOU CAN’T COOK! Admit it Sam, that Carrot
Soup you made was rubbish – it tasted like something the Dwarves would drink… Did I leave something out?”
Gollum: “You forgot to mention that he snores…”
Please Frodo and Sam, don’t argue π
heh, it was just a joke guys – easy, easy… and anyway, if I can’t mock Sam, i’ll have to mock Frodo and I’ll
Rivka all over me – and we don’t want thΓΒ‘t to happen, do we? π
No, of course not. Heck, I’m a Frodo fan (if you haven’t noticed yet) and I make fun of him all the time!
No Frodo, don’t get mad at Sam!!!
It’s the ring that’s doing this to him — poor Frodo! He wouldn’t get mad at Sam if he wasn’t
addicted to the ring! π