By Loslote
Parody of "12 Days of Christmas" by Unknown

On the first day of my story,
Grey Gandalf sent to me
A shiny ring with gold writing.

On the second day of my story,
Grey Gandalf sent to me
Two walking sticks,
And a shiny ring with gold writing.

On the third day of my story,
Grey Gandalf sent to me
Three Elvish runes,
Two walking sticks,
And a shiny ring with gold writing.

On the fourth day of my story,
Grey Gandalf sent to me
Four conspirators,
Three Elvish runes,
Two walking sticks,
And a shiny rings with gold writing.

On the fifth day of my story,
Grey Gandalf sent to me
Five warnings,
Four conspirators,
Three Elvish runes,
Two walking sticks,
And a shiny ring with gold writing.

On the sixth day of my story,
Grey Gandalf sent to me
Six carts to move with,
Five warnings,
Four conspirators,
Three Elvish runes,
Two walking sticks,
And a shiny rings with gold writing.

On the seventh day of my story,
Grey Gandalf sent to me
Seven trees to squash me,
Six carts to move with,
Five warnings,
Four conspirators,
Three Elvish runes,
Two walking sticks,
And a shiny ring with gold writing.

On the eighth day of my story,
Grey Gandalf sent to me
Eight wights to attack me,
Seven trees to squash me,
Six carts to move with,
Five warnings,
Four conspirators,
Three Elvish runes,
Two walking sticks,
And a shiny ring with gold writing.

On the ninth day of my story,
Grey Gandalf sent to me
Nine Nazgul to stab me,
Eight wights to attack me,
Seven trees to squash me,
Six carts to move with,
Five warnings,
Four conspirators,
Three Elvish runes,
Two walking sticks,
And a shiny ring with gold writing.

On the tenth day of my story,
Grey Gandalf sent to me
Ten smart elvish lords,
Nine Nazgul to stab me,
Eight wights to attack me,
Seven trees to squash me,
Six carts to move with,
Five warnings,
Four conspirators,
Three Elvish runes,
Two walking sticks,
And a shiny ring with gold writing.

On the eleventh day of my story,
Grey Gandalf sent to me
Eleven possible Fellowships,
Ten smart elvish lords,
Nine Nazgul to stab me,
Eight wights to attack me,
Seven trees to attack me,
Six carts to move with,
Five warnings,
Four conspirators,
Three Elvish runes,
Two walking sticks,
And a shiny ring with gold writing.

On the twelfth day of my story,
Grey Gandalf sent to me
Twelve fangirls squeeing,
Eleven possible Fellowships,
Ten smart elvish lords,
Nine Nazgul to stab me,
Eight wights to attack me,
Seven trees to attack me,
Six carts to move with,
Five warnings,
Four conspirators,
Three Elvish runes,
Two walking sticks,
And a shiny ring with gold writing.

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