By Anie_Surion
Parody of "(Marilyn Manson Ate) My Girlfriend" by Relient K

(This takes place right after Gandalf’s fall at the Bridge of Khazad-Dum. The whole Fellowship is singing it)

(Aragorn)
We only tried to get through the Moria mines
No one knew we’d meet the worst of Sauron’s kind
(Boromir)
To the Bridge of Khazad-Dum we were pursued
Gandalf raised his staff and then he tried to shoo it

(All)
But then…
A Balrog of Morgoth killed our Wizard
He pulled Gandalf down with him
And now they’re both gone
A Balrog of Morgoth killed our Wizard
We lost our leader there
The Fellowship could be done

(Legolas)
The goblins ran when they saw that he had come
But we just stood there as if we’d been struck dumb
(Gimli)
Gandalf said “Run, you fools! This is beyond any of you!”
Without another word he did what he needed to do

(All)
And then…
A Balrog of Morgoth killed our Wizard
He pulled Gandalf down with him
And now they’re both gone
A Balrog of Morgoth killed our Wizard
We lost our leader there
The Fellowship could be done

(Frodo and Sam)
A Balrog of Morgoth killed our Wizard
A Balrog of Morgoth, a Balrog of Morgoth
A Balrog of Morgoth killed our Wizard
A Balrog of Morgoth, a Balrog of Morgoth

(Merry and Pippin)
A Balrog of Morgoth, he’s that evil
A Balrog of Morgoth, his cry’s so shrill
A Balrog of Morgoth, he worked for Sauron
A Balrog of Morgoth, his job is now done

(All)
A Balrog of Morgoth, a Balrog of Morgoth
A Balrog of Morgoth killed our Wizard…

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