They’re grumpy and gulp whiskey
Too serious and flakey
They aren’t very Jokey,
The Dwarivsh Family

There home is in a mine shaft,
The elves think they are way daft
They really are a blast
The Dwarvish Family

(miners)
(Whiners)
(moonshiners)

So get your helmets on
A shovel you’ll depend on,
And come on to the reunion
Of a Dwarvish family!