By silent_greenleaf
Parody of "A Whole New World" by Disney

*Gollum and Frodo’s Duet*(Gollum leads Frodo into a trap)

[Gollum]
I can show you the way
Into the lands of Mordor
Tell me, Master, now do you
trust me if I lead the way
I can catch you a fish
Eat it real raw and wriggling
Slippery, with no potatoes
and those smelly nasty chips

A whole new way
A really dark and eerie way
No one will tell us no, or where to go
Not even fat hobbit Sam

[Frodo]
A real dark way
The darkest place I ever seen
And when we’re way down here, it’s creepy dark
And now I’m in a real dark way with you
(now I’m in a whole new way with you)—Gollum
Unbelievable sights, indescribable feeling
Rolling tumbling and falling
Through an endless flight of steps
A whole new way
(don’t you take out the ring)—Gollum
A hundred thousand steps to go
(keep it in- it’s much safer)
I’m like a falling star, I’ve fell so much
I’m tumbling down there’s still so far to go

[Gollum]
A whole new way
(every turn I will fall)—Frodo
With fewer steps to go down now
(every moment- gets darker)—Frodo

G:We’ll get out sooner now, no time to waste
F:Let’s get through this real dark way right now
G: A whole new way
Fa real dark way)
G:That’s where I love
Fthat’s where I hate)
G:A thrilling place
Fa scary place)

[Both]
For you and me…

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