By Lady_Tolwen
Parody of "Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid

Elrond:
Arwen, listen to me. The Human world is a mess. Life across the sea is better than anything they got over here.

The mellyrn is always golder
In somebody else’s forest
You dream about staying here
But that is a big mistake

Just look at the world around you
Right here on this doomed earth
Such ugly things around you
What more are you looking for?

Across the sea,
Across the sea
Darlin’ it’s better where you’ll live forever,
Take it from me
Here on this side they fight all day
Out in they sun they kill away
While were devoting full time to singing across the sea

Over there the elves are happy
As through the forests they roam
The humans here ain’t happy
They ’cause they’re only mortal

But Mortal Human is lucky
They in for a stranger fate
When they’re dead and gone
They go were only Eru knows

Across the sea,
Across the sea
Darlin’ it’s better where you’ll live forever,
Take it from me
Here on this side they fight all day
Out in they sun they kill away
While were devoting full time to singing across the sea

Across the sea,
Across the sea
Darlin’ it’s better where you’ll live forever,
Take it from me
Here on this side they fight all day
Out in they sun they kill away
While were devoting full time to singing across the sea

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