By BingoTook
Parody of "All Along the Watchtower" by Jimi Hendrix

“There must be something that you can do here,”
Said Gandalf to Denethor
“There’s evil quick approachin’.
It’s at your very door.
Sauron pours out blood like wine.
Shadow covers the earth.
I’ve brought counsel for dark times.
Come and hear it’s worth.”
Hey, hey!

“No reason to get excited,”
Gondor’s steward, he spoke.
“My son is dead, the other’s useless.
I feel that life is but a joke.
But, uh,
But you would come and preach to me?
No, that won’t be my fate.
I’ll run Gondor in my own way.
Let death come; I can’t wait.”
Hey!

Hey!

All along the watchtowers,
Pippin’s word was sent.
While Denethor stayed locked within,
The call for help, it went.
Outside in the cold distance,
The orc armies growled.
But riders were approaching,
To aid in that dark hour.
Hey!

Oh.
All along the watchtower.
Hear you sing around the watch.
Gotta beware, gotta beware, I will…
Yeah!
Ooh, baby!
All along the watchtower….

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