All the
Cool Rings
Take care
Of these things.
I’ll take
The best one.
Now they’re
All gone.

So it ain’t so,
I will not let go,
Finger chopped off,
Carry me home,
Na na na na na na na na na.

Next night,
Came home.
Being an Eye sucks,
I know.
Orcs left me my armor by the stairs.
Surprises let me know they care.

So it ain’t so,
I will not let go,
Finger chopped off,
Carry me home.
Isildur keeps the ring
And still I am nothing,
The days will go on
Now, evil Sauron’s “gone”.

So it ain’t so,
I will not let go,
Finger chopped off,
Carry me home.
Isildur keeps the ring
And still I am nothing,
The days will go on
Now, evil Sauron’s “gone”.