By Melde_Baggins
Parody of "Ancient Egypt" by the Backyardagins

Set in the barrow-downs after the hobbits have baeen captured.

Frodo: These are the treasures of Ancient Arnor,
A land far away in the distant past.
Merry: They’re down here in the barrow
with wights very narrow
and so they’ll stay protected and continue to last.
All four Hobbits: Na na na na na
The treasures of Ancient Arnor
Na na na na na
The treasures of Ancient Arnor
Pippin, pointing at the wight: What are all these mummies?
Sam: They’re dummies not mummies!
Frodo: They’re old Arnorien kings from long ago
They put ’em in a case
With a mithril face,
they’re all stuck up
with nowhere to go!
All four: Na na na na na
The treasures of Ancient Arnor
Na na na na na
The treasures of ancient Arnor

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