By ~figwit~
Parody of "Mambo # 5" by Lou Bega

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Aragorn number one

One, two, three, four, five
I am the one that holds the keys
to a better life, so come on let’s get dirty and ride
To the fight in a place called Mordor
But I really don’t wanna
Lose like we did last week
I must be strong
Because I wanna win
I like dirt, fighting, dust and duels
And as I continue you know
It’s getting better
So come on let’s go, and take this fight home
To me fighting is just like a sport, any stroke counts
It’s all good let me begin
And lead us to victory

A little bit of fighting in my life
A little bit of swords by my side
A little bit of strength is all I need
A little bit of chaos is what I see
A little bit of duelling by the gates
A little bit of screaming all night long
A little bit of victory for me
A little bit of you makes me the king

And jump and down go and move the fight around
Swing your hand to the opponent
Put him to the ground
Take one step left
And one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Swing my sword once
And move to the side
And if it looks like this
Then you are doing it right

A little bit of fighting in my life
A little bit of swords by my side
A little bit of strength is all I need
A little bit of chaos is what I see
A little bit of duelling by the gates
A little bit of screaming all night long
A little bit of victory for me
A little bit of you makes me the king

I do all
To manage to win a fight like this
You can’t run and you can’t hide
You and me gonna settle this now

A little bit of fighting in my life
A little bit of swords by my side
A little bit of strength is all I need
A little bit of chaos is what I see
A little bit of duelling by the gates
A little bit of screaming all night long
A little bit of victory for me
A little bit of you makes me the king

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