By crazyelvenfangirl
Parody of "Mary Had a Little Lamb" by

Arry had a bath one day,
Bath one day,
Bath one day,
Arry had a bath one day, and everyone‘s jaws dropped!

Arry washed his greasy hair,
Greasy hair,
Greasy hair,
Arry washed his greasy hair, and everyone’s eyes popped!

Arry used the soap this time,
Soap this time,
Soap this time,
Arry used the soap this time, and everyone was glad!

Arry didn’t leave much soap,
Leave much soap,
Leave much soap,
Arry didn’t leave much soap; the Hobbits were so mad!

Arwen was so full of joy
Full of joy,
Full of joy,
Arewn was so full of joy that Arry had a bath!

But he soon got dirtied up,
Dirtied up,
Dirtied up,
But he soon got dirtied up, in the aftermath!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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