Aragorn went to school one day
School one day
School one day
Aragorn went to school one day
This was against the rules!

He brought his sword to show-and-tell
Show-and-tell
Show-and-tell
He brought his sword to show-and-tell
And scared his teacher bad!

He got sent to the Principal
Principal
Principal
He got sent to the Principal
Who was his dad Elrond!

Elrond said “Estel my boy,
Estel my boy,
Estel my boy!”
Elrond said “Estel my boy
Go back out in the wild!”

Aragorn went to the wastes
To the wastes
To the wastes
Aragorn went to the wastes
And was dying of starvation!

Arwen came to rescue him
Rescue him
Rescue him
Arwen came to rescue him
And gave him lots of cram!

Aragorn said “Thanks a lot,
Thanks a lot,
Thanks a lot!
Aragorn said “Thanks a lot,
I’d really rather died!”