By Strider_24
Parody of "Up!" by Shania Twain

It’s ’bout as bad as it could get
Everybody’s king but me
Like nobody wants me to be king
Yeah, it’s just not my day
Being king not coming easily

Even my manly hair is acting weird
I wish I could grow more manly hair
Then I’d look like a king
Not be a nobody
I just wanna be king

King-King-King
Can only go king from here
King-King-King-King
Up where the kings are
King-King-King
There’s no way but king from here

Even something as simple
As shaving my manly hair
There ain’t no explantion why
Things like that don’t make you King
Just gotta learn to be king

King-King-King
Can only go king from here
King-King-King-King
Up where the kings are
King-King-King
There’s no way but king from here

Oh, king, king, king

When king ain’t coming
King will come soon
King, it’ll come around
Don’t let king get you down
You gotta keep trying to be king

It’s ’bout as bad as it could get
Everybody’s king but me
Like nobody wants me to be king
Yeah, it’s just not my day
Being king not coming easily

King-King-King
Can only go king from here
King-King-King-King
Up where the kings are
King-King-King
There’s no way but king from here

Oh-I’m going king
Oh-I’m going king
Oh-I’m going king
Oh-I’m going king
Oh, king, king, king…

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