By ArwenCZJ
Parody of ""Roxie"" by Renee Zellweger

On the way to Aragorns coronation, Arwen and her fellow travelers start to sing:

(Arwen)
The name on everybody’s lips
Is gonna be Arwen
The elf that’s sitting on the throne
Is gonna be Arwen

I’m gonna be the Queen
Of the realm we all know as Gondor
A crown is gonna be on my hair
That I will always have to wear

From just some elf in Rivendell
I’m gonna be Arwen
Who said that Aragorn’s not strong?
And who because she didn’t die
Helped to defeat the evil eye?
Evenstar
Elves

(Elves)
They’re gonna wait outside the gates

(All: Arwen & Elves)
To get to see Arwen

(Arwen)
To their dinners they’ll be late
“Hail Gondor’s Queen”

(All)
Arwen

(Arwen)
And I’ll appear in a flowing dress
That goes all the way down to my feet

(Elves)
Here we’ll sing, there we’ll sing
Everywhere us Elves will sing
(Arwen)
Of the one they want to meet

Arwen then starts to talk to herself:

Ummm, I’m the Queen
And the people love me
And I love them
And they love me for loving them
And I love them for loving me
And we love each other
And that’s because I’m the wife of Aragorn
And that’s royalty
Elves

(Elves)
She’s giving up her boring life

(Arwen)
I’m gonna be — sing it!

(Elves)
Arwen
She’ll marry the man that she loves

(Arwen)
And Eowyn will scream, it’s true
Because there’s only room for two
Evenstar!

(Elves)
Ar-wen
Ar-wen
[repeat x5]

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