(Aragorn)
I wasn’t tidy before we met,
Now Gimli is just waiting to win the bet,
He thinks I won’t look all this nice,
After I get my butt kicked by orcs all night.
But it isn’t true,
If I’m thinking about you,
I’ll hunt some orc,
On a roasting fork,
I love you dear!

(Arwen)
Don’t go wasting your war emotion,
Lay all your anger on Gimli!

(Arwen)
It was like bribing an infant duck,
One little diamond and baby,
I was stuck.
I don’t know what just came over me,
A grown up elf shouldn’t be able
To be bribed so easily,
But I guess it’s true for me,
‘Cuz you’re not my cuppa tea,
Unsatisfied until tonight,
When the next gem appears!

(Aragorn)
Don’t go wasting fake devotion,
Lay all your hatred on Legolas!

(Gimli and Legolas)
Don’t go wasting your devotion,
Lay all your love on each other!

(Hobbits)
Don’t go sharing your devotion,
Save it on valuable jewels.