By smurf_kix
Parody of "(There's Gotta Be) More to Life" by Stacie Orrico

I am an Elf, and I feel so lonely
He comes back, then he goes, and I’m thinking, “Oh, why me?”
Tell me, will we win this war that I know is coming
And why am I not calm now?

Oh, Aragorn, please come back
From Slaying all the orcs you can with your sword, then come back to me
‘Cause the more I wait
I grow weaker and weaker as evil comes close
I know you’re fighting your heart out over there
So please don’t die!

I’ve got lots of time and it’s going slowly
Laying down here, thinking of you day and night
Onto the next day, I’m hoping that you’re doing okay

Oh, Aragorn, please come back
From Slaying all the orcs you can with your sword, then come back to me
‘Cause the more I wait
I grow weaker and weaker as evil comes close
I know you’re fighting your heart out over there
So please don’t die!

Look, there’s Aragorn and he’s back at last!
And his hair…it has gotten filthy so fast
Oh well…you’re back!

Oh, Aragorn, please come back
From Slaying all the orcs you can with your sword, then come back to me
‘Cause the more I wait
I grow weaker and weaker as evil comes close
I know you’re fighting your heart out over there
So please don’t die!

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