I know a couple guys who were pretty small
I don’t think I can even see you at all
You’re always smokin’ all your weed all the time
And you always seem to disappear in the fellowship’s line

Oooawoo you think you’re special
Ooowoo you think you’re something else

OK so you’re a BrandyBuck
That don’t impress me much
So you’ve got the friend but have you got the touch
Now now don’t get me wrong yeah I think you’re all right
But that won’t keep me warm in the middle of the night.

That don’t impress me much

ahhuh yea

I never know a guy who keep a mirror in his pocket,
and comb up his sleeve just in case
Now all that extra strength gel in your hair oughta lock it
Cause heaven forbid it should fall outta place

Oooawoo you think you’re special
Ooowoo you think you’re something else

OK so you’re Legolas
That don’t impress me much
So you’ve got the looks but have ya got the touch
Now now don’t get me wrong
yea I think you’re alright
But that won’t keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don’t impress me much

Yea

You’re one of those guy who keeps his horsey clean
You make take off my shoes before you let me get on
I can’t beileve you sleep with your Horse at night
Now come on baby tell me
You must be jokin’ right

Oooawoo you think you’re something special
Ooowoo you think you’re something else

OK so you’re Eomer
That don’t impress me much

So you’ve got the Horse but have ya got the touch
Now now don’t get me wrong
yea I think you’re alright
But that won’t keep me warm on the loong coold lonely nights

That don’t impress me much

Ok what do you think you’re Aragorn or something

That don’t impress me much