By GillyWhitfootofHaysend
Parody of "Big Girls Don't Cry" by The Four Seasons

We see Gandalf and the Balrog in the big showdown. Then the Balrog picks up his wip and starts to sing
Bal-rogs don’t die.
Bal-rogs don’t die.
Bal-al-rogs
Do-on’t die-ie-ie.
They don’t die.
Bal-al-rogs
Do-on’t die.
Yes, yes, they can’t die.

Ga-an-dalf, say “Nah-mah-ree-eh,
Nah-ah-vehr.”
Ga-an-dalf, you’re oh-old school,
You’re so old school.

Sings to Gandalf
Silly Wiz…you cannot win.
Silly Wiz…you’re gonna fall.
Silly Wiz…you’re gonna cry.
BALROGS DON’T DIE!
BALROGS DON’T DIE!

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