By Hathaldir
Parody of "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag" by James Brown

We see the Fellowship in the Mines of Moria, all but Gandalf are across the bridge, when we hear a voice coming from behind….and see a firey creature… Ai Ai! A Balrog! But this ain’t no ordinary Balrog, oh no. This is the Balrog that sings with his soul! Yeah.

Come here wizard…. Balrog’s in the deep.
Ain’t too nice …you woke him from his sleep.
Ain’t no slip,
Balrog’s got a brand new whip!

Come here Gandy….Fellowship shall not pass
I’m an inferno….fires givin’ off some gas
Ain’t no slip,
Balrog’s got a brand new whip!

I’m makin’ it crack….
I’m makin’ it fly
Don’t play me cheap ’cause you know I ain’t shy
I’m doing the Pyre, the Conflagration, Gandalf, man, See you later alligator.

Come here, wizard
Balrog’s in the swing.
I ain’t too hip now,
but I can dig my chasm babe;
It ain’t no slip
I got a brand new whip

Oh Frodo! I’m fallin’ down.
Frodo…I’m fallin’ down.
He’s using his staff … makes me laugh.
I’m doing the Pyre ev’ry day and ev’ry night
The thing’s…like the Boomerang.
Hey…come on
Hey! Hey…come on
Hey! Hey…he’s put tight…out of sight…
Come on. Hey! Hey!

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