Before He Eats
“Before He Eats”
When Pippin eats Merry’s food, it’s sure-fire revenge! A loving parody of Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood.
I’ve known Pippin Took since he was just a wee little lad –
I know that he’s a little frisky.
He can sure make some trouble – that goes double if you’re talking about having food and whiskey.
Last week, he stole all my food thinking I wouldn’t care – didn’t even spare the mushrooms.
But he don’t know…
That I ate all his apples and left the cores on his very newly polished wooden floors,
Iced my name onto his birthday cake.
Made confetti for a party using all his rice,
I fed his cheese to all the mice.
Maybe next time he’ll think before he eats!
Right now, he’s probably up singing some
crowd-pleasing pub song over at the Prancing Pony.
Right now, he’s probably saying “I’m drunk,”
and he’s a-thinking that he wants to steal my turkey,
Right now, he might be at my house ready to go in and raid my whole pantry.
But he don’t know…
That I ate all his apples and left the cores on his very newly polished wooden floors,
Iced my name onto his birthday cake.
Made confetti for a party using all his rice,
I fed his cheese to all the mice.
Maybe next time he’ll think before he eats!
I might’ve saved some trouble for Farmer Maggot,
’Cause the next time that he eats,
The whole Shire knows he’ll eat his own food!
Oh… his own food…
’Cause I ate all his apples and left the cores on his very newly polished wooden floors,
Iced my name onto his birthday cake.
Had a smoke of his Old Toby at half past nine,
Ate his second breakfast that was mighty fine.
Maybe next time he’ll think before he eats…
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XD I love “And he’s a-thinking that he wants to steal my turkey.” XD