They see me standin’ in Mordor
I know they’re all thinkin’ I’m so
Big and Scary

Think I’m just so Big and Scary
Think I’m just so Big and Scary
Can’t you see I’m Big and Scary?!?
Look at me! I’m Big and Scary!
I wanna roll with the good guys,
but, all of them think that I’m too Big and Scary

Think I’m just so Big and Scary
Think I’m just so Big and Scary
I’m just so Big and Scary
REALLY Big and Scary

First villain here in Middle Earth, got
skills, I’m a champion with my freaky Ring
The Nazgul are my favourite slaves
Keep your lovers, I’ll just have my Orcs
My Orcs never smile to the contrary
You’ll find their weapons stationary
And, of course, they’re never cheery
Never even went to a Library
My big army I’ve totally pimped out
Got people for my 9 black rider Nazgul
Yo, they can scare a thousand places
Ain’t got a body, but, I’ve got an army
I order all of my wars with massacre
I’m a wiz at mastering all of my slaves
Once you see their sweet moves,
you’ll just stand amazed
They are moving so fast, they’ll set
a place ablaze
There’s no place I haven’t run (run)
At big wars, I’m #1 (one)
Do big wars just for fun
Ain’t got a body, but, I’ve got a big,
red eye (what?)
‘Evil Times’ is my favourite Theme
Song
I could kick your butt in a game of
ping pong
I’ll kill every soldier you bring on
I’m fluent in evil as well as big eye

They see me muster my army
I know in my heart they think I’m
Big and Scary
Think I’m just too Big and Scary,
Think I’m just too Big and Scary
Can’t you see I’m Big and Scary?!?
Look at me! I’m Big and Scary!
I’d love to roll with the good guys,
but, I know it’s apparent I’m just
too Big and Scary
I am just so Big and Scary
I am just so Big and Scary
I’m just so Big and Scary
How’d I get so Big and Scary?!?

I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’ “Bad
Guy’ comics, you know I collect ’em
The men in my Army, I must protect
Seeing them kill you never leaves me bored
Shoppin’ for deals on Evil Media, I
edit Wikipedia
I memorized all of my Armies really
well,
I can tell right now and have you
R-O-T-F-L-O-L
I got a buisness with my armies
When my friends need an Orc, who
do they call?
I make a cool one for ’em all, I even
made one for my dog (yo)
I got myself an army pack
They were having a sale down at
Bad Gap
Spend my nights with a role of
bubblewrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me, I’m
freaky
I’m Scary in the extreme, and, taller
than God himself
Never in A/V clubs, glee clubs or on
any chess teams
Only question I ever thought was
hard was “do I like the Orcs or the
cool Nazgul?”
Spend every weekend at the Bad
Guy Fair, having ful nearly everywhere

I see ’em strollin’, they screamin’
I just wanna cry ’cause I’m so Big and Scary
Just because I’m Big and Scary,
Just because I’m Big and Scary
All because I’m so Big and Scary
Oh, my God! I’m Big and Scary!
I wanna bowl with the good guys,
but, oh well, it’s obvious I’m Big and
Scary
Think I’m just so Big and Scary
Think I’m just so Big and Scary
I’m just so Big and Scary
Look at me! I’m Big and Scary!