Brush up your Elvish
Start learning it now
brush up your elvish
and Arwen you will wow
if Haldir the elf you do fancy
then try out old pretty tongue quenya
if you want to get Legolas Greenleaf
Then you want not a language but bubble and squeak
so if Galadriel’s husband are dating
Sindarin will stop Celeborn waiting
if you practice in Lothlorien’s mirror
maybe they’ll invite you down for dinner
(with lembas bread)
brush up your elvish
learn sindarin now
if you brave the old quave that is quenya
then they’ll all kowtow