By ArwenCZJ
Parody of "Portions For Foxes" by Rilo Kiley

(Frodo puts on the ring and hears Sauron talking to him.
He has a surprisingly nice singing voice!)

There’s blood on my orcs cause they’ve been fighting the men all week.
I keep on trying hard but I never get back the ring

And the fighting leads to Mordor
And Mordor leads to me
And I’m Sauron, that’s no mystery!

And I’m bad news
Hobbits, I’m bad news
I’m just bad news, bad news, bad news

I know I’m alone if I am without it
But I just need the one ring to get another form of power
When Frodo’s leading Samwise
And he puts on the one ring
I call him and say “C’MERE!”

And I’m bad news
Hobbits I’m bad news
I’m just bad news, bad news, bad news

And I’m bad news
Hobbits I’m bad news
I’m just bad news, bad news, bad news

Cause I’m just trying to control
two hobbits
Come to me- orcs to you

‘Cause we all want…
I want the one ring
Yeah we all want…
I want the one ring

There’s a pretty one ring in front of you
And it’s real pretty and you really like it too
But it must come away from you
And the fighting leads to Mordor
And Mordor leads to me
And I’m Sauron, that’s no mystery!

And I’m bad news
Want the ring from you
I want the one ring…
Get those hobbits too!

And I’m bad news
The ring has to leave you
But I’m bad news, bad news, bad news

I’m bad news
Hobbits I’m bad news
and I’m bad news
Hobbits I’m bad news
and I’m bad news
I don’t really like you
and I’m bad news
I don’t really like you
Don’t like you

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