By Ninjoo
Parody of "Cancion del Mariachi" by Los Lobos & Antonio Banderas

Aragorn:
I’m a ranger from the Northlands
I am old but I look young!
I’ve the right to be a King, but
To me, seems not much fun

I spend days lying in bushes
Shooting Orcs down here and there
I’m a good friend of some wizards
If I come after you: Beware!

I, I, I, I,
I, will be King
I will have Arwen
And wear the One Ring

I love to stay with the Elves
And Hobbits, I can’t stand
The Dwarves are way too hairy
And the Riders they are banned

I don’t like people like Sauron:
Claiming lordship over my lands
I would rather stay with wizards
Who can do fun things with their hands

I, I, I, I,
I, will be King
I will have Arwen
And wear the One Ring

I love to stay with the Elves
And Hobbits, I can’t stand
The Dwarves are way too hairy
And the Riders they are banned

I don’t like people like Sauron:
Claiming lordship over my lands
I would rather stay with wizards
Who can do fun things with their hands

I, I, I, I,
I, will be King
I will have Arwen
And wear the One Ring

I, I, I, I,
I, will be King
I will have Arwen
And wear the One Ring

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