On the 1st day of Christmas, PJ gave to me:
A really rather old, tacky ring!

On the 2nd day of Christmas, PJ gave to me:
2 men of Gondor
And a really rather old, tacky ring!

On the 3rd day of Christmas, PJ gave to me:
3 rings for elves
2 men of Gondor
And a really rather old, tacky ring!

On the 4th day of Christmas, PJ gave to me:
4 little hobbits
3 rings for elves
2 men of Gondor
And a really rather old, tacky ring!

On the 5th day of Christmas, PJ gave to me:
5 MEALS A DAY
4 little hobbits
3 rings for elves
2 men of Gondor
And a really rather old, tacky ring!

On the 6th day of Christmas, PJ gave to me:
6 costume changes
5 MEALS A DAY
4 little hobbits
3 rings for elves
2 men of Gondor
And a really rather old, tacky ring!

On the 7th day of Christmas, PJ gave to me:
7 seeing stones
6 costume changes
5 MEALS A DAY
4 little hobbits
3 rings for elves
2 men of Gondor
And a really rather old, tacky ring!

On the 8th day of Christmas, PJ gave to me:
8 sets per scene
7 seeing stones
6 costume changes
5 MEALS A DAY
4 little hobbits
3 rings for elves
2 men of Gondor
And a really rather old, tacky ring!

On the 9th day of Christmas, PJ gave to me:
9 ring-wraiths
8 sets per scene
7 seeing stones
6 costume changes
5 MEALS A DAY
4 little hobbits
3 rings for elves
2 men of Gondor
And a really rather old, tacky ring!

On the 10th day of Christmas, PJ gave to me:
10 thousand orcs
9 ring-wraiths
8 sets per scene
7 seeing stones
6 costume changes
5 MEALS A DAY
4 little hobbits
3 rings for elves
2 men of Gondor
And a really rather old, tacky ring!

On the 11th day of Christmas, PJ gave to me:
11million extras
10 thousand orcs
9 ring-wraiths
8 sets per scene
7 seeing stones
6 costume changes
5 MEALS A DAY
4 little hobbits
3 rings for elves
2 men of Gondor
And a really rather old, tacky ring!

On the 12th day of Christmas, PJ gave to me:
12 zillion fangirls
11million extras
10 thousand orcs
9 ring-wraiths
8 sets per scene
7 seeing stones
6 costume changes
5 MEALS A DAY
4 little hobbits
3 rings for elves
2 men of Gondor
And a really rather old, tacky ring!