By mirkwoodgrl123
Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne

Chill out, why are you freaking out?
What’s with the half-dead look on your face?
Why can’t you understand it’s a little ring
What can it do?

You’re scared, I see it your eyes
When we’re walking down the road
But I’ll always be here
We’ll make it through, I’m telling you

Don’t put it on, whatever you do
The Nazgul will sense it and come after you
It’s making me mad, what this is doing to you…Tell me

Why’d this ring have to go and make you so corrupted?
I see the way it’s givin’ you these wierd looks
It’s makin’ me so frustrated
I tell myself that… you’re fine, you’re okay, you will make it make through, but I just can’t think of you and me walking through Mordor with nothing to hold on to

No, no, no…

Gollum comes over unannounced
I don’t trust him one bit
All he has to offer are lies and tricks
What do you do?

You go and let him on this trip
You think he’s not all bad
Now I see how bad the ring really is
See what it’s doing to you?

Don’t put on, I’m telling you
The Nazgul will sense it and come after you
It’s making me mad, what this ring is doing to you… Tell me

Why’d this ring have to go and make you so corrupted?
I see the way it’s givin’ you these wierd looks
It’s makin’ me so frustrated
I tell myself that… you’re fine, you’re okay, you will make it make through, but I just can’t think of you and me walking through Mordor with nothing to hold on to

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