*sung by Gollum*

Your name is Frodo
And I had a dream about you,
You have a ring,
And a blade you call sting

And, Oh, how you rock,
In a cloak and no socks,
You don’t realy know who I am,
And you don’t give a damn about me..

*CHORUS*
Coz I’m just a pervy-hobbit-fancier,
Tracking the ring for the lord of Mordor,
OOhhh, Yeeahh, Ooohhhh

Your friend Sam is thick,
He carries all your baggage,
And he’d simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth..

*CHORUS*
My friend got a shock,
Hit on the head with a rock,
Just so I could take my precious from him,
You still don’t know who I am,
And you don’t give a damn about me..

*CHORUS*
Oh, Yeah, Hobbit-fancier,
You still don’t know what you’re missing
Oh, Yeah, Hobbit-fancier,
No, you don’t know what you’re missing,

It’s night and I’m cold,
That elf keeps on prancing round me,
Man, Gandalf is old,
But low and behold,
You come walking right over to me..

This must be fake,
I’m starting to shake
How do you know who I am?
You realy do give a damn about me..

*interupting song, frodo says:*
“Sam got two tickets
To PHF annonymous,
Go with him Friday,
I realy don’t give a toss..”
Ooohhhh, Yeeeaaahhh,
Hobbit fancier

He still doesn’t know what he’s missing yeah.