By tolkiensgirl_ithilwen
Parody of "Skip to my Lou" by unknown

Gollum:

Orcs in the mountain
Shoo orc shoo!
Orcs in the mountain
Shoo orc shoo!
Orcs in the mountain
Shoo orc shoo!
Crawl to my ring, my precious.

Ring, ring, crawl to my ring,
Ring, ring, crawl to my ring,
Ring, ring, crawl to my ring,
Crawl to my ring, my precious.

Lost my precious, what’ll I do?
Lost my precious, what’ll I do?
Lost my precious, what’ll I do?
Crawl to the Shire, my precious.

Ring, ring, crawl to my ring,
Ring, ring, crawl to my ring,
Ring, ring, crawl to my ring,
Crawl to my ring, my precious.

I’ll find a hobbit or maybe two,
I’ll find a hobbit or maybe two,
I’ll find a hobbit or maybe two,
Bite off Frodo’s finger.

Bite, bite, bite finger off,
Bite, bite, bite finger off,
Bite, bite, bite finger off,
Bite finger off, my precious.

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