By Legolas_Land
Parody of "Crazy in Love" by Beyonce feat Jay-Z

For all the girls who like a laugh!
Crazy In Love (with Legolas)
(ft. Haldir and the elven maidens)

Haldir:
Yes
So Crazy Right
Most Incredibly, its your girls from across Middle-earth
Its your boy, Leggy.

Girls:
You Ready?
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no

Haldir:
Yea, history in the making,
LOTR, so crazy right now

Girls:
I look and stare so deep in your eyes
You kill those Orcs more and more every time
When you ride off I’m begging you not to go
Call your name two three times in a row
Such a funny thing for me to try to explain
How I’m feeling and the ring is the one to blame
Cuz I know I don’t understand
Just how your love can do what no one else can

Chorus 1:
Leggy got me lookin’ so crazy right now
His bow got me lookin’ so crazy right now
Leggy me lookin’ so crazy right now
Your knives got you lookin’ so crazy right now
Got me hopin’ you’ll shoot me right now
Your looks got me hopin’ you’ll save me right now
Lookin’ so crazy in love, Legolas got me lookin’ so crazy in love
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no

Verse 2:
When I talk to my friends so quietly
Who he think he is? Look what you did to me
Hair unbrushed, don’t even need to buy a new dress
If you ain’t there ain’t nobody else to impress
Its the way that you know what I thought I knew
Its the beat my heart skips when I’m see you
But I still don’t understand
Just how your aim does what no one else can

Chorus 2:
Leggy got me looking so crazy right now, you’re bow
Got me feeling so crazy right now (oh crazy)
Leggy got me looking so crazy right now, your knives (so sharp!)
Got me looking so crazy right now (yes!)
Got me hoping you’ll shoot me right now, your looks (hey!)
Got me hoping you’ll save me right now
Looking so crazy in love’s, (hey)
Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love.

I’m Looking so crazy in love’s,
Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love.

Haldir (jumping in):
Check it, let’s go
Young elf y’all know when the flow is loco,
Lego and the L-A-S, uh oh, (oh)
Ol’ archer, big thrower, the one and only,
Stick like arrows, but the palace he is sitting with Thranduil (oh no)
The Orcs he handle like its everyday battle ,
He shakes the fellowship, man, You can’t get next to,
The genuine article he go, he do not sing though,
He slings though, If anything he blings yo,
A star like Legolas, rolls like lighting
Crazy bring ya whole set of Mordor,
Mirkwood Prince in the range, crazy and deranged,
They can’t figure him out, they like hey is he insane, (oh no)
Yes sir he’s cut from a different cloth,
His texture is the best clad, of Mirkwood.
(Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no)
Been dealing with Sauron and Sauruman,
But how you think he got the title, he’s a mover
(Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no)
He’s been shooting the game’s over,
(Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no)
Fall back forever young, ever since the centuries changed over
(Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no)
to win is the game, it’s been wrapped, One!

Bridge 1:
Got me looking, so crazy, my baby
I’m not myself, lately I’m foolish, I don’t do this,
I’ve been playing myself, baby I don’t care
‘Cuz your love’s got the best of me,
And baby you’re making a fool of me,
You got me sprung and I don’t care who sees,
‘Cuz baby you got me, you got me, so crazy baby
HEY!

Repeat chorus as needed!

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