Now that he’s back in the plain ol’ shire
With crumbs of lembas in his hair
He acts lots dumber and walks with pain
Reminds me that there’s no time to waste
Since the return from his stay on Mount Doom
He looks like a stick and smells a lot like a prune

Tell me did you ride all around Middle-earth
Did you make it to the darkened lands
To see the skies all faded
And that Mordor is overrated

Tell me, did you fall for a dark-haired boy
One with a permanent scar
And did you miss me while you were looking for your doom out there

Now that He’s back from that soul devestation
Changing his way through the heart-broke nation
He plants pretty flowers and makes them grow
Reminds me that that true love will always show

Now that he’s back in the plain ‘ol shire
I’m afraid that he might think that I don’t care no more
Told a story about a man who was too afraid to try
So he never really lived

Tell me did the ring sweep you off your feet
Did you finally get the chance to dance with the elves at day
And head back to the horse’s hay
And tell me, did the magic blow your mind
Was it everything you wanted to find
And did you miss me while you were looking for your doom out there

Can you imagine no love, pride, relaxation
Your best gal always lookin’ out for you even when I know you’re missin’s him
Can you imagine no first dance, hobbit-style romance five-hour ‘taters debates
The best brewed beer that you ever had . . . and me

Tell me did the ring sweep you off your feet
Did you finally get the chance to dance with the elves at day
And head back toward the hores’s hay

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