(Sung by Bilbo)

I say “hello” to hobbits who are listening
(I will say “purpose” if that’s what makes their ears prick)
This little Ring will make me turn invisible
Oh, goodbye. So here goes:

Chorus: Disappearing at the microphone
Hey, Gandalf, back off now
The Ring is mine and mine alone
If ya don’t know, then ya need to be told (Hey, wizard, it’s a narrow road)

I say “goodbye” to Gandalf who is listening
Everything goes to Frodo
Except, I get the Ring
Yikes! When Gandalf gets mad
It can be pretty scary!
Here’s the Ring, I will go

(Chorus)

Disappearing and coming back
Going off to Rivendell
Singin’ a little song on the way
Left the Ring for Frodo

Chorus (x2)