By willowluvstara13
Parody of "Stays in Mexico" by Toby Keith

His name was Aragorn
Her name was Arwen
They met in the woods of a little place called Imladris
He was the last king of Men, from up in Gondor
She was an elven princess from right there in Imladris
They started talking and it got real hot
Then it spilled over to another spot
When they met Lorien they were falling in love
Their love was always enough

(chorus)
They’re together and they always knew
Their love so strong that Sauron couldn’t break through
Just remember in the stories we tell
What happens down in Rivendell don’t stay in Rivendell

He rode up to the black gate and He made a little battle call
To buy Frodo time to destroy the Ring and save them all
She lay in bed in Rivendell, almost dead from Sauron’s reign
Only his destruction could ease Arwen’s deadly pain
He called the Mouth of Sauron and they began a parlay
Took only five minutes to hear what he’d say
He fought with Sauron motivated by love
Their love was always enough

(chorus)
They’re together and they always knew
Their love so strong that Sauron couldn’t break through
Just remember in the stories we tell
What happens down in Rivendell
don’t stay in Rivendell

Oh Rivendell

Waiting to head to Gondor at the Rivendell gate
She says “Dad I gotta go or I’ll be stuck on the plains.”
Aragorn says “I love you” and they say I do
She says “our love was always enough”

(chorus)
They’re together and they always knew
Their love so strong that Sauron couldn’t break through
Just remember in the stories we tell
What happens down in Rivendell
don’t stay in Rivendell

Don’t stay in Rivendell
Don’t stay in Rivendell
Don’t stay in Rivendell
Oh, Rivendell

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