By Andodulin
Parody of "Don't Tell Me" by Avril Lavigne

I packed my things and left my home, I know
Why you gave me the ring
It was such a small thing
But it was evil so
I took my friend and we left Bag End
Although my mind said no
Guess now I have a quest
I’ll try to do my best
‘Cause I’m bored anyway

I’ll go to Mount Doom and destroy the One Ring
Then I’ll save the rest of Middle Earth

If I die
Then the whole world of Middle Earth is doomed,
I’ll try
To make it to Mordor and into the cracks of doom,
And stay alive
Don’t try to tell me Smeagol’s bad
Don’t try to tell me Sam’s my friend
I’m temporarily mad…..

We went through the farm and saw Merry and Pippin who were stealing some corn
We fell down the steep hill and it gave me a chill when the Nazgul came
I tried to tell them to stop and get off of the road and they listened to me
This voice in my head
Tells me I should be dead,
But my conscience said

I’ll go to Mount Doom and destroy the One Ring
Then I’ll save the rest of Middle Earth

If I die
Then the whole world of Middle Earth is doomed,
I’ll try
To make it to Mordor and into the cracks of doom,
And stay alive
Don’t try to tell me Smeagol’s bad
Don’t try to tell me Sam’s my friend
I’m temporarily mad…..

This one ring that I must destroy
Looks like a simple children’s toy
But any thoughts of strawberries have gone…away…

If I die
Then the whole world of Middle Earth is doomed,
I’ll try
To make it to Mordor and into the cracks of doom,
And stay alive
Don’t try to tell me Smeagol’s bad
Don’t try to tell me Sam’s my friend
I’m temporarily mad…..(temporarily mad)
I’m gonna save the world anyway…

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