By BingoTook
Parody of "Down in a Hole" by Alice in Chains

Dwarf bones are scattered ‘round this room
This can’t be good for me or you
Moria looks like a pit
This is no mine
This is a tomb
Of doom

Down in a old, ‘f we go unnoticed maybe we’re saved
The heart of Dwarfdom in Middle Earth is now one big grave
Bimli had wondered what had become of all his kin
Look at them now, they’ve become all cobwebs-and-bone thin

Down in a hole
Hearing drumroll
Down in a hole
They’ve a cave troll
No light of day
The long dark is our only way

Down in a hole and they’ve killed all the Dwarves in this place
Gimli’s the last one who draws blood to avenge his race
Pippin just might’ve killed us all with stupidity
There’s older and fouler things than orcs we might chance to see

Down in a hole
Hearing drumroll
Down in a hole
They’ve a cave troll
No light of day
The long dark is our only way

Dwarf bones are scattered ‘round this room
(Oh, I want to leave this Khazad-dum)
This can’t be good for me or you
(Oh, I want to leave this Khazad-dum)
Moria looks like a pit
This is no mine (Oh, I want to leave this Khazad-dum)
It is a tomb
Of doom
(Oh, I want to leave Moria)

Down in a hole
Hearing drumroll
Down in a hole
They’ve a cave troll
Down in a hole
Hearing drumroll
Down in a hole
Will I leave whole?
No light of day
The long dark is our only way

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