Elrohir, son of Elrond, has his latest girlfriend over. They are sitting in his living room when she decides to reveal her inner secrets about his father.

*Girlfriend gets onto the table ad starts signing*

Elrohir’s dad has got it goin’ on
Elrohir’s dad has got it goin’ on
Elrohir’s dad has got it goin’ on
Elrohir’s dad has got it goin’ on

Elrohir, can I come over after the Council
We can hang around by the shards of Narsil
Did your dad get back from his garden trip
Is he there, or is he trying to give me the slip

You know, I’m not the little she-elf that I used to be
I’m all grown up now, baby can’t you see

Elrohir’s dad has got it goin’ on
he’s all I want and I’ve waited for so long
Elrohir, can’t you see you’re just not the elf for me
I know it might be wrong but I’m in love with Elrohir’s dad

*Arwen walks in wondering about all the racket*

Elrohir’s dad has got it goin’ on
Elrohir’s dad has got it goin’ on

Elrohir, do you remember when I brought that cow over and mowed you lawn
Your dad came out with just a towel on
I could tell he liked me from the way he stared
And the way he said, “You missed a spot over there”

*Girlfriend pretends to faint as Elrond walks in*

And I know that you think it’s just a fantasy
But since your mom died out, your dad could use an elf like me

Elrohir’s dad has got it goin’ on
He’s all I want, and I’ve waited so long
Elrohir, can’t you see you’re just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong,
but I’m in love with Elrohir’s dad

And unfortunately that was the last time that particular elf was ever allowed near Elrond again. As he had filled a restraining order after Elrohir’s girlfriend broke into his bedroom and tried on all Elrond’s clothes.