As I walk through the valley where the Mallorn trees grow
I take a look at my life and realize it’ll never go.
And I’ve been climin’ these trees here so long that
Even my mama thinks that it’s time we’re gone.
And I ain’t never talked t’a man that didn’t deserve it.
Associatin’ with a Dwarf, you know that’s unheard of.
You better watch how you’re talking and where you’re walking,
‘Cause Dwarves breathe so loud we could shoot them in the dark.
I’m all equipped to see and hear remote.
While orcs croak, I’m never out of arrows, fool!
I’m the kinda Elf that little fankids wanna be like.
I don’t need sleep at night,
Keepin’ watch under starlight.

Been spendin’ our long lives living in an Elvish paradise.
Been spendin’ our long lives living in an Elvish paradise.
Keep spendin’ our long lives living in an Elvish paradise.
Keep spendin’ our long lives living in an Elvish paradise.

Look at the situation they got me facin’:
I live an immortal life, I’ve been here centuries.
So I gotta be down with Elves, hey.
What do we care if Men die? We’re leaving anyway.
And I can talk to trees and woodland creatures in my mind.
Got my bow in my hand and a gleam in my eye.
I’m a perfect-looking demi-deity,
And I never miss a shot so don’t you mess with me, fool!
Death means nothing; it won’t come my way.
I’m living life that’s immortal, what can I say?
I’ve lived centuries now. Will I live to see any more?
The way things are going, I don’t know.

Tell me why are we
So blind to see
That we’re all part of
The same tapestry?

Been spendin’ our long lives living in an Elvish paradise.
Been spendin’ our long lives living in an Elvish paradise.
Keep spendin’ our long lives living in an Elvish paradise.
Keep spendin’ our long lives living in an Elvish paradise.

Powers all are fightin’, all fightin’ for power,
Minute after minute, hour after hour.
Now the Elves are leavin’, but half of them don’t know
What’s going on in Middle Earth.
“But I don’t know what it’s worth.”
Men say they’re fightin’ evil, but I’ve seen the strength of Men fail.
If they can’t do better now, how can they prevail?
I guess they can’t. I guess they won’t. But they’re still tryin’?
Maybe I’ll stay and take a shot, too!

Been spendin’ our long lives living in an Elvish paradise.
Been spendin’ our long lives living in an Elvish paradise.
Keep spendin’ our long lives living in an Elvish paradise.
Keep spendin’ our long lives living in an Elvish paradise.

Tell me why are we
So blind to see
That we’re all part of
The same tapestry?

Tell me why are we
So blind to see
That we’re all part of
The same tapestry?

Ahh-ahh, ah-ah-ah-ahh…
Ahh-ahh, ah-ah-ah-ahh…

Heh heh. A little risqué with this one….Hope I don’t get sued.