Well, if you ever plan to go down east,
Take my way, it’s the highway that’s discreet.
Build rapport en route to Mordor!
Well, it winds from the Shire to Mount Doom,
More than two thousand miles as birds zoom.
Build rapport en route to Mordor!
Well, it goes through Crickhollow,
Down through the Barrow;
Got to get to Bree if you’re in hurry
To see Rivendell, um,
And the Bridge of Khazad-Dum,
Laurelindorenan,
Don’t forget ’bout Rohan,
Emyn Muil and old Ithilian!
You get hip to this kindly tip,
And take that Orodruin trip.
Build rapport en route to Mordor!

(Instrumental)

It goes through Crickhollow,
Down through the Barrow;
Got to get to Bree if you’re in hurry
To see Rivendell, um,
And the Bridge of Khazad-Dum,
Laurelindorenan,
Don’t forget ’bout Rohan,
Emyn Muil and old Ithilian!
You get hip to this kindly tip:
Take that Orodruin trip.
Build rapport en route to Mordor;
It’s a bore, but Sauron will score;
Lest done before we all die in war,
Build rapport en route to Mordor!