Don’t wanna be a Mordor Uruk-hai
Don’t want a nation run under a big evil eye
Is that a bird, or plane that’s in the sky?
Oh, crap, those Black Riders can all fly

Welcome to a new kind of story
Fellowships, evil, and glory
We have a mission, ‘gotta do alright
Got to change our fortunes in this war
One does not simply walk into Mordor
Um, wait a second, yes they do…

Well maybe I will carry the One Ring
I feel the terror that it will probably bring
I get to watch as Gondor gets a new king
I’m kind of jealous that some of us are not aging

We all have a new aggravation
Because there is no sanitation
So all you beasts, you better stay back
Got to change our fortunes in this war
So we don’t have to smell anymore
And we can all see white shores

Don’t want to be from Isenguard, you see
That maggot-bread does not seem tasty
Plus we could get burns in the third degree
Just got to say, this evil thing is not for me.

Welcome to a brand new resistance
Our fellowship will go the distance
No matter our race or size or might
Reflection pool dreams of tomorrow
We’re the ones who you are meant to follow
Now everybody, for Frodo!