By lomiodien4maldor
Parody of "Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne

It was a ring
It was Evil
It was controled by the Dark lord
It was bright gold
It was inscripted
Could it be any more evil?
Bilbo wanted it
So did Gollum
What’s in my pocket said Bilbo
All of his friends
Down in hobbiton
Threw him a birthday party

It was an evil ring
Frodo was bearing it
Sam wasn’t good enough for him
Along with the fellowship
Frodo destroyed the ring
And all of middle earth was saved

He disapeared
Frodo was scared
Gandalf came with some bad news
Frodo then left
Sam on his tail
They went to the Prancing Pony
Gandalf was gone
Strider was there
All of the Hobbits were drinking beer
The Nasgul came
In search of the ring
Frodo was stabbed with a magic blade

It was an evil ring
Frodo was bearing it
Sam wasn’t good enough for him
Along with the fellowship
Frodo destroyed the ring
And all of middle earth was saved

Missing out the groovy part
Sauron failed the ring was burnt
Aragorn became the king
And wedded his sweet Arwen
Legolas became a king
King of all his Mirkwood kin
Sam and Rosie had twelve kids
Bilbo and Frodo sailed away

It was an evil ring
Frodo was bearing it
Sam wasn’t good enough for him
Along with the fellowship
Frodo destroyed the ring
And all of middle earth was saved

It was an evil ring
Frodo was bearing it
Sam wasn’t good enough for him
Along with the fellowship
Frodo destroyed the ring
And all of middle earth was saved

by Lomiodien4maldor, Aundril and friend!!!

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