Its nine o’clock on a Sterranday
The council has all gathered in
There’s an elf who’s sitting right next to me
At least there aren’t sparkles on his skin

He says “one of you must take this ring”
Frodo’s not really sure where to go
A fellowship was formed; they could keep each other warm
As they travel through rain, hail, and snow

la la la, di da da
La la, di di da da dum

Chorus:
Destroy it Frodo, you’re the ring bearer
Save us all tonight
Keep the dark forces away from us
For it doesn’t matter your height

Now Boromir, he is a noble man
But easily swayed by the ring
He is drawn to Frodo, like a moth to flame
Sam will kill him if he tries anything

Well Legolas likes to prance around, it seems
Gimli, he doesn’t know how
They will always be tied, but competition aside
What matters is their friendship now

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Aragorn, he rightfully fears the ring
And he hardly washes his hair
Don’t worry ‘bout a thing, you’ll eventually be king
Just please don’t have that affair

And Pippin is always so hungry
Merry, don’t be too hasty
But go right ahead, eat the Lembas bread
Though too bad it’s not real tasty

Chorus:
Destroy it Frodo, you’re the ring bearer
Save us all tonight
Don’t make that face! You’ll survive this place
As long as you don’t get stage fright

It’s a pretty sad day, when Gandalf fell
His body we thought decomposed
Sam don’t you cry, he didn’t actually die
He just got some brand new clean clothes

And our story, it’s almost at an end!
With our characters traveling in fear
Though it’s Gollum we know, who steals the whole show
My precious please don’t disappear!

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Chorus:
Destroy it Frodo, you’re the ring bearer
Save us all tonight
Keep the dark forces away from us
For it doesn’t matter your height