Frodo just hit the wall
He never had it all
One lembas a day
Has been runnin out
His life went out the door
When he turned 64
Gandalf with 8 guys
An elf and a dwarf
He was gonna smoke some weed
He was gonna have some peace
His uncle Bilbo’s gone
To stay with elves for long
And nothin, nothin, nothin has been, ALRIGHT

Since the ring came
And took him
And then we almost lost him
There were Ringwraiths and orcses
And filthy dirty corpses
His 7 friends and Gandalf
Tell him that he is “da man”
But he’s still preocupied with
Fighting, fighting, fighting for his life

He knows all the stories
He knows every part
With killin Sauron,
even Isildur
He went to go to Mordor
He even went with Sam
Thought he would fail
Fall into fire
Where’s the ring with elven inscription
Who’s the other guy saying “my precious”
When did reality become real life?
Whatever happened to the guy to become king?

Since the ring came
And took him, then we almost lost him
There were Ringwraiths, and orcses
And filthy dirty corpses
His 7 friends and Gandalf
Tell him that he is “da man”
But he’s still preoccupied with Fighting, fighting,fight for his life

He hates time
Make this stop
When did the ring come and why?
When did Sauron come back?
Please make this STOP, STOP, STTTTTTOOOOOPPPPPP!

Since the ring came,
And took him,
And then we almost lost him,
There were Ringwraths and orcses
And filthy dirty corpses
His 7 friends and Gandalf
Tell his he’s “da man”
But he still preoccupied with Fighting ,fighting fighting for his life