By purplefluffychainsaw
Parody of "Summer Nights" by Unknowns - from Grease

Gimli: Fellowship friendships, just like a blast
Legolas: Fellowship friendships, happened so fast
Gimli: I met a guy, stuck up but cool
Legolas: Met a boy, not yet left school

Both: Fellowship days drifting away
Come back for the friendships

Dwarves: Tell me more, tell me more
How long was his beard
Elves: Tell me more, tell me more,
‘Cos he just sounds so weird

Gimli: He walked by me, head held up high
Legolas: He walked past, and looked up to the sky
Gimli: Tall as a mountain, pale as the snow
Legolas: He didn’t know when to let something go

Both: Fellowship fights, something just lights
Come back for the friendships

Elves: Tell me more, tell me more,
Did he wash his hair?
Dwarves: Tell me more, tell me more,
Was he very fair?

Gimli: We went walking, destroyin’ a ring
Legolas: We always were fighting; that was our thing
Gimli: Some how when Gandalf fell
Legolas: I realised he didn’t smell

Both: Friendships start, not all that smart
Come back for the friendships

Dwarves: Tell me more, tell me more
Did he mine very well?
Elves: Tell me more, tell me more
‘Cos it sounds like a dwarf

Gimli: We made friends, we shared a boat
Legolas: He made quite a good float
Gimli: He stuck up for me, we fought side by side
Legolas: I thought I’d lost him, and I nearly cried

Both: Fellowship ends, elf and dwarf friends
Come back for the friendships

Elves: Tell me more, tell me more
Was he blonde haired or dark
Dwarves: Tell me more, tell me more
What if he was ate by a shark?

Gimli: Elessar became king, that’s where it ends
Legolas So I told him, we’d still be friends
Gimli: We went off, to see mines and a wood
Legolas: But I’d still be with him, if only I could

Fellowship friends, please just don’t end
Come back for me my friend

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