By LadyOfGondor85
Parody of "I would walk 500 miles" by The Proclaimers

Frodo: When I wake up, well I know Im gonna be,
I’m gonna be the hobbit who destroys this one ring
Sam: When I go out, well I know Im gonna be
I’m gonna be the hobbit who goes along with you
Frodo: If I get possessed, well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the hobbit who gets possessed before you
Sam: And if you get possessed, hey I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the hobbit who’s un-possessing you

Frodo: But I would walk through Mordor
Sam: And I would walk along with you
Frodo: Just to be the hobbit who walked through Mordor
To destroy this one ring

Sam: When I’m gardening, yes I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the hobbit who’s gardening for you
Frodo: And when the money, comes in for the work you do
I’ll pass every penny on to you
Sam: When the ring came(When the ring came), well I knew I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the hobbit who bears that burden with you
Frodo: And if I get stabbed, well I know you’re gonna be
you’re gonna be the hobbit who’s taking care of me

Frodo: But I would walk through Mordor
Sam: And I would walk along with you
Frodo: Just to be the hobbit who walked through Mordor
To destroy this one ring

Da-da-la-da
Da-da-la-da

Frodo: When I’m lonely, well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the hobbit who’s lonely without you
Sam: And when I’m cookin, well I know I’m gonna cook
I’m gonna cook all the foods for you
Frodo: When I journey(When I journey), well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the hobbit who journeys along with you
Sam: And if I come home(When I come home), yes I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the hobbit who comes back home with you
Both: I’m gonna be the hobbit who’s coming home with you

Frodo: But I would walk through Mordor
Sam: And I would walk along with you
Frodo: Just to be the hobbit who walked through Mordor
To destroy this one ring

Da-da-la-da
Da-da-la-da

Frodo: But I would walk through Mordor
Sam: And I would walk along with you
Frodo: Just to be the hobbit who walked through Mordor
To destroy this one ring

Frodo: Because Frodo couldn’t have done it without Sam…

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