By lotr_chick
Parody of "Father Abraham" by Unknown

( “-” means pause)

Frodo Baggins,- had a ring
A very e-vil ring from Mordor
Frodo’s quest was to- destroy it
So lets go to Mordor!
Frodo!

Frodo Baggins,- had a ring
A very e-vil ring from Mordor
Frodo’s quest was to- destroy it
So lets go to Mordor!
Frodo! Samwise!

Frodo Baggins,- had a ring
A very e-vil ring from Mordor
Frodo’s quest was to- destroy it
So lets go to Mordor!
Frodo! Samwise! Pippin!

Frodo Baggins,- had a ring
A very e-vil ring from Mordor
Frodo’s quest was to- destroy it
So lets go to Mordor!
Frodo! Samwise! Pippin! Merry!

Frodo Baggins,- had a ring
A very e-vil ring from Mordor
Frodo’s quest was to- destroy it
So lets go to Mordor!
Frodo! Samwise! Pippin! Merry! Aragorn!

Frodo Baggins,- had a ring
A very e-vil ring from Mordor
Frodo’s quest was to- destroy it
So lets go to Mordor!
Frodo! Samwise! Pippin! Merry! Aragorn! Gandalf!

Frodo Baggins,- had a ring
A very e-vil ring from Mordor
Frodo’s quest was to- destroy it
So lets go to Mordor!
Frodo! Samwise! Pippin! Merry! Aragorn! Gandalf! Boromir!

Frodo Baggins,- had a ring
A very e-vil ring from Mordor
Frodo’s quest was to- destroy it
So lets go to Mordor!
Frodo! Samwise! Pippin! Merry! Aragorn! Gandalf! Boromir! Legolas!

Frodo Baggins,- had a ring
A very e-vil ring from Mordor
Frodo’s quest was to- destroy it
So lets go to Mordor!
Frodo! Samwise! Pippin! Merry! Aragorn! Gandalf! Boromir! Legolas! Gimli!

Frodo Baggins,- had a ring
A very e-vil ring from Mordor
Frodo’s quest was to- destroy it
So lets go to Mordor!
Frodo! Samwise! Pippin! Merry! Aragorn! Gandalf! Boromir! Legolas! Gimli! The Fellowship!

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