By betsyross64
Parody of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" by Unknown

Gandalf the Grey Beard Wizard
Had a very greyish beard
And if you ever saw him
You would probably say “That’s weird”

All of the other wizards
Used to laugh and call him names
They wouldn’t let poor Gandalf
Join in any wizard games

Then one foggy day in Fangorn
Gandalf came to say
“Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli, I’m white!
“Now my beard kinda looks all right”

Then all the wizards loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Gandalf the White Beard Wizard
Will go down in history!

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