By meridoc
Parody of "The Sha La La Song" by Toby Keith

Sha la la la la la la la la la la la la-I’ll get over you
Sha la la la la la la la la la- just one more chopped off head or two

Do you remember?
I remember.
Every dead orc, nice and tender
Every Ringwraith, every ‘ow!’
Every time you said ‘surrender’, baby, even now
Even though you left me
To kill another
I’m a big dwarf
I will recover

Sha la la la la la la la la la la la la-I’ll get over you
Sha la la la la la la la la la-Just one more chopped off head or two

Ain’t it funny
I think it’s funny
I’m gonna laugh till I don’t kill honey ’cause
Killing orcs just ain’t my style
But I guess I oughta kill them for a little while
A little blue-eyed elf
and a big Mortal Man
Wanna keep on killin’
I think I’m gonna let ’em

Sha la la la la la la la la la la la la-I’ll get over you
Sha la la la la la la la la la-just one more chopped off head or two

And if I get bored now
I think I will sit down

Sha la la la la la la la la la la la la-I’ll be over you
Sha la la la la la la la la la-Not even one more slaugtered orc or two

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