By princess_elf
Parody of "Standing Outside the Fire" by Garth Brooks

*Aragorn, the hobbits, Legolas, Gimli, Gandalf and a bunch of others are all standing it Denethor’s hall. Aragorn looks out the window and looks at Mordor. He starts to sing: *

They’re getting close
I can tell by the Sauron’s evil eye
They might actually make it
But now the danger’s getting worse

There are orcs
Who want to kill them both

Who would do anything for the eye

And they stand in the hobbits way

This might be the end of us, but we’ll have to try

‘Cause we have to stand up and give Frodo a chance

I saw we should empty
All of Saurons evil armies
Then we can gather our full strength

And march on the Black Gate

They ask how
And say it’s impossible

But it’s not for ourselves
but to give Frodo a chance

This might be the end of us, but we’ll have to try
‘Cause we have to stand up and give Frodo a chance

Ya, Give Frodo a chance
Ya, Give Frodo a chance
This might be the end of us, but we’ll have to try

‘Cause we have to stand up and give Frodo a chance

The armies are coming
Sauron is calling
Constantly yearning to scare me alot

Then the volcano starts to erupt
What happened
Are they both still alright?

Are they still both okay?
Are they still both alive?
Please Valor save them and please protect them

And bring them back alive

Please Bring them back alive
Please Bring them back okay
Look here they come now with all the eagles

They’re going to be okay!

*Hobbits and everyone else starts to sing along with Aragorn*
Please Bring them back alive
Please Bring them back okay
Look here they come now with all the eagles

They’re going to be okay!

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