By legolas_thranduilion500
Parody of "Jingle Bells" by Unknown

Jingle bells! Jingle bells! Glorfy’s on his way!
It ain’t much fun to run and hide when you can save the day…
Jingle bells! Jingle bells! Glorfy’s on his way!
The Nazgul, they will take a ride in the Loudwater today!

Frodo has been stabbed
But the wound’s been dabbed
With the weed Kingsfoil
Achieved with lots of toil!
Glorfindel is here
But it’s still not clear
How Frodo can reach Imladris without a lot of fear, oh-

Jingle bells! Jingle bells! Glorfy’s on his way!
It ain’t much fun to run and hide when you can save the day…
Jingle bells! Jingle bells! Glorfy’s on his way!
The Nazgul, they will take a ride in the Loudwater today!

Traveling on their course
with Frodo on a horse
Glorfindel’s a sight
but they’ll come out all right
The Nazgul close behind
but the river’s got a mind
to swallow up the wraiths and save the travelers from their bind, oh-

Jingle bells! Jingle bells! Glorfy’s on his way!
It ain’t much fun to run and hide when you can save the day…
Jingle bells! Jingle bells! Glorfy’s on his way!
The Nazgul, they will take a ride in the Loudwater today!

Reaching Rivendell
Frodo don’t feel well
They get him into bed
with Gandalf at his head
Frodo wakes up late
And says “Hey I feel great
But I am in the mood right now for much food on my plate!” Oh-

Ring those bells! Ring those bells! Frodo’s feeling fine! Asleep he looked so pale and cold but now he wants to dine-
Ring those bells! Ring those bells!
Frodo is awake! I really never thought he’d move again
But a party we will make!

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