Gol-lum, where are you?
Everyone knows your eyes glow
I can’t see why I miss you so
So Gol-lum, where are you?

First time Gollum went away
Killed his best friend for a ring.
Moved into a mountain cave
And Gollum had to eat live fish

Gol-lum, where are you?
Everyone knows your eyes glow
I can’t see why I miss you so
So Gol-lum, where are you?

Second time he went away
Chased down Frodo for his ring
Crawled across Middle Earth
For a ring that made him die

If old Gollum could come back
He would throw such a party
Without the ring he’d be so happy
Hobbit parties for three days straight
Gol-lum, where are you?
Everyone knows your eyes glow
I can’t see why I miss you so
So Gol-lum, where are you?
So Gol-lum, where are you?