By Sams_Sweety
Parody of "Think it over" by Wave

*Frodo sings to Gollum

You say you want to get a hold of the Ring
’cause it shines so bright
and it’s calling you whoa
before we go you need to know i’ve gotta destroy it
so we will live in peace

I remember Gandalf’s story how you killed Déagol
to have the Ring
you said it was your precious
and now you’re obsessing

Gollum think it over
think it over
before you go crazy
Gollum think it over
think it over
and listen to me
it’an evil thing!

They say you’ve had it for so so long
and it corrupted you into an ugly creature, Gollum
your name used to be Sméagol
and you were hobbity
now you’re just gobliny

I remember Gandalf’s story ’bout your family
how they chased you away
and they said you were horrible
and now you’re stinkey

Gollum think it over
think it over
before you go crazy
Gollum think it over
think it over
and listen to me
it’an evil thing!

Wait ’till the peace comes
you might change your way
one last chance for you to be
Again hobbity

I remember Gandalf’s story ’bout your journey
into the Misty Mountains
where you got some diforities
and obsessed ’bout the Ring

Gollum think it over
think it over
before you go crazy
Gollum think it over
think it over
and listen to me
it’an evil thing!

Think it over!

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